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Andy Borowitz: McDonald's Express
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I was just walking down
the street, and I saw this restaurant called McDonald's Express. Let's see if we can try to wrap our brains around this concept -- this is a McDonald's, only faster. So, obviously, the McDonald's corporation think there are people out there saying to themselves, 'God, I'd love to go to McDonald's, but who has the time?'
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (719), observational (364)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 1,428
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,608
Andy Borowitz - Hotel Porn
Hotels make you feel really bad about ordering porn.
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), TV (469), observational (364)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 1,741
Jeremy Hotz - Los Angeles
Nothing changes in Los Angeles, not even the seasons.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 5,852
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 6,501
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 7,472
Brian Regan - Unilingual
Brian can order food in English.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 13,419
Dov Davidoff - Bad Week
You must experience a deep level of misery as a kid to cut someone's bike seat.
Tags: Dov Davidoff (16), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 05/01/10
Views: 44,477
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), food (719),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 70,226
