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I was just walking down
the street, and I saw this restaurant called McDonald's Express. Let's see if we can try to wrap our brains around this concept -- this is a McDonald's, only faster. So, obviously, the McDonald's corporation think there are people out there saying to themselves, 'God, I'd love to go to McDonald's, but who has the time?'
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (550), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 770
Mark Pitta - Cool Whip
How busy could the Cool Whip hotline get?
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (787), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,126
Jeremy Hotz - Los Angeles
Nothing changes in Los Angeles, not even the seasons.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 3,867
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 3,244
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 2,365
Brian Regan - Unilingual
Brian can order food in English.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 3,264
Andy Borowitz - Hotel Porn
Hotels make you feel really bad about ordering porn.
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), TV (384), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 749
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (32), ethnic (731), food (550)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 273
Jimmy Tingle - Advertising
Advertisers sell us presidents, Pepsi Colas and wars.
Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 204
Eddie Brill - New Yorkers in Colorado
Ain't this place beautiful with trees and junk?
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 612
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