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A couple of weeks ago
I got a call -- typical telemarketer. He said, 'Are you happy with your long distance service?' And I said, 'Now this is an insane coincidence.' And he said, 'What?' And I said, 'I also work for a long distance phone company.' And he was like, 'Really?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And we laughed and we laughed at what a coincidence that was, and then I said, 'Well, look, while I got you on phone -- are you happy with your long distance service? Because I've got a calling plan that could just shave dollars off your monthly bill.'
Andy Borowitz - Faster Food
How much faster can fast food get?
Tags: Andy Borowitz (2), food (550), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 770
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 396
Charlie Viracola - Cable Strippers
Cable companies don't have the courtesy to come at a specific time.
Tags: Charlie Viracola (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 1,133
Arj Barker - Wells Fargo
Citibank does not know how to spell "city."
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,762
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (470), observational (335)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 367
Kevin Kataoka - Throwing a Tantrum
A tantrum can help adults win arguments.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), kids (642), money (471)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 465
Todd Barry - ATM Celebration
Todd Barry was recently grossed out at an ATM.
Tags: Todd Barry (27), money (470), New York City (303)
Posted: 06/20/97
Views: 1,557
Arj Barker - New Printer
Arj has no documents that need to be somewhere in a hurry.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 2,743
Mike Birbiglia - Dating a Stable Girl
Mike finally figured out what he's looking for a in a woman.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 10,281
Christian Finnegan - Monopoly
There are people who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart.
Tags: Christian Finnegan (26), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 03/10/05
Views: 3,244
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