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People worry about health at
the wrong times, you ever notice that? 'Ooh, there's a hair in my food.' You're eating bacon -- there's a pig's ass in your food.
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 935
Jeff Stilson - Squirrels
Rats are just a bushy tail away from being a squirrel.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (17), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 925
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 918
Bill Kirchenbauer - Sea World
They sell fish sandwiches at Sea World.
Tags: Bill Kirchenbauer (4), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 240
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 791
David Alan Grier - Running a Marathon
A marathon is really exciting for the first mile-and-a-half.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 81
David Alan Grier - Running a Marathon
A marathon is really exciting for the first mile-and-a-half.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 268
Lewis Black - College Horse
Lewis knows how people get aneurysms.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 2,368
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 110
Kathleen Madigan - Hungry Gymnasts
Female gymnasts only fall because they're hungry.
Tags: Kathleen Madigan (16), men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 750
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