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Andrew Norelli: Sleep Like a Baby
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I saw a security guard
the other day sleeping at 2 p.m., like a baby... I haven't slept like a baby in 10 years because I'm up thinking about stuff -- like goals. This guy had the right attitude: 'I've failed. Oh well. Night-night.'
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Working a day job requires one to wake up in the morning.
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Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 795
Drake Witham - Temping
Temp work is empowering.
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Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 379
John Caparulo - Lazy Guy
It's hard to recover after a swan bites you.
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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 6,061
Leo Allen - You're Adopted
It was a very emotional day for the family when Leo was told he was adopted.
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Posted: 02/14/00
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At level two of drinking, a little devil appears on your shoulder.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 808
Bob Marley - Ordering Food
Men aren't allowed to order first.
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Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 4,130
Freddy Lockhart - Shaq Stand-Up
Shaq is not only a great athlete, he's a great actor and musician.
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Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 515
Gene Pompa - Teddy Bear
Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,382
Todd Barry - Tattooed Women
It's not a smiley face; it's a police sketch of the man who stole my baby.
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Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 3,483
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