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If you're a woman and
you get breast reduction, you need to donate those boobs. There are flat women out there, right now, who actually have to think of clever things to say in conversation.
Iliza Shlesinger - Physical Indicators
Two inches of hair is the difference between hot, sexy super model and religious fanatic.
Tags: Iliza Shlesinger (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/16/10
Views: 27,577
Whitney Cummings - Balls Are Disgusting
Balls look like that thing hanging off a rooster's chin.
Tags: Whitney Cummings (31), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/02/10
Views: 90,634
Michael Ian Black - That Look
Michael Ian Black's snarky comebacks have been getting him "that look" from girls his entire life.
Tags: Michael Ian Black (34), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 08/06/11
Views: 1,976
Andrew Norelli - The Immune System
When you're sick, a $48 Slurpee is good for you.
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,460
Exclusive - Patrice O'Neal - Tastes Like Hope
Women age more like bread than wine.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 13,292
Andrew Norelli - Giving Up
Life is so hard -- don't you ever just want to give up?
Tags: Andrew Norelli (2), sex (1202), work/office (459)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 1,710
Charlie Murphy - Ego Driven
All men, whether they admit it or not, have nicknamed their penis at some point.
Tags: Charlie Murphy (7), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/27/10
Views: 25,507
Ray Lipowski - Suck and Tuck
It's not attractive for a man or women to wear a tight shirt with their stomach hanging out.
Tags: Ray Lipowski (3), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/26/10
Views: 6,435
Kurt Metzger - Dystopia Run by Fat Chicks
There's not a chance in Hell that Alaskan natives were having a better time before we got there.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 11/05/10
Views: 9,151
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Pack of Dudes
The most dangerous people are dudes who did not get laid.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 30,403
