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Andrew Kennedy: Growing Up in Hong Kong
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We were kids living in Hong Kong. How cool is that? Think about that for a second -- everything you were playing with was made here, right here. They have it in stock.
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Posted: 01/18/07

Jackie Kashian - Salesman Father

It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.

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Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 639

Isaac Witty - Happy Birthday Clown

Isaac Witty woke up to a life-size inflatable clown in his room.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,316

Andrew Kennedy - Hong Kong

Andrew moved to the whitest town on the planet.

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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,447

Andrew Kennedy - Genetics

Andrew's dad and son are well-endowed.

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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 7,406

D.L. Hughley - Black Hostages

Taking a black person hostage will just turn out to be practice.

Tags: kids (841), ethnic (814)

Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,854

Margaret Smith - Adopting

It's not child abuse if they're sleeping.

Tags: Margaret Smith (20), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 06/04/99
Views: 219

Dan Naturman - Weird Families

When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.

Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 286

A.J. Jamal - Talking to Crazy People

When asking for directions, you never know who's a crazy person.

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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 1,129

Andrew Kennedy - Close Calls

As a father, Andrew constantly messes up.

Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,149

Joey Vega - Safe Playgrounds

The playgrounds used to be metal.

Tags: Joey Vega (2), kids (841), growing up (453)

Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,657

 
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