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I'm happy any time I'm out of my apartment here in New York. Because, no matter what the season is, I have no control over the heat. Apparently, there's two settings: off and Kenya. And 'off' is broken right now.
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Posted: 10/25/01

Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel

When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.

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Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel

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