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This was a really, really
big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.
Andre Kelley - Adults' Table
Getting promoted to the adults' table at Thanksgiving has its down side.
Tags: Andre Kelley (2), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 269
Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,641
Ray James - Older and Younger
Ray James is dating an older woman.
Tags: Ray James (2), family (667), dating (656)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 10
Nick Swardson - Go, Grandma, Go
No matter how bad things are, they're always worse for old people.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 4,668
Rickey Smiley - No More Funerals
There shouldn't be funerals, just home-going celebrations.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,224
Stephen Lynch - Grandfather
Grandfather -- die!
Tags: Stephen Lynch (32), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 01/10/08
Views: 7,682
Robin Montague - The Health Care System
Health care in America is too expensive.
Tags: Robin Montague (4), health (976), money (865)
Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 305
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 717
Richard Carter - The Golden Years Are a Crock
Richard got into comedy so that he could humiliate his family.
Tags: Richard Carter (3), books (748), family (667)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 356
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