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I don't even know what they do, really. I think they make a lot of signs out of glitter and glue. There's a lot of eyeliner and puffy paint. It's like a slutty kindergarten.
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Posted: 05/24/07

Andi Smith - Camping

Andi tried to fit in with the other campers on her family vacations.

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Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 2,826

Margaret Smith - Dozen Eggs

Margaret is dating a bowler.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,065

Russ Meneve - Safety

Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.

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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 650

Doug Benson - Pee or Spank

The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.

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Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,935

Brian Regan - Bike Ramp

The object of the bike ramp is for a kid to ride as fast as he can and see how far he can go.

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Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,907

Dane Cook - Global Adoption

Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.

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Posted: 05/17/09
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Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms

Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.

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Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 1,100

Kathleen Madigan - Insult to Injury

Figure skating teams must get really mad at each other all the time.

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Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,959

Tom Papa - Tommy Salami

Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.

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Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 13,034

Charlie Viracola - Cell Phones

Charlie takes advantage of his nighttime minutes.

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Posted: 05/15/03
Views: 755

 
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