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Amy Schumer: On Her Best Friend's Pregnancy
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I'll never forget how she told us. She took us all out to brunch, and she was like, 'You guys, I'm keeping this one.'
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Posted: 06/28/07

Amy Schumer - Relay Service

Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.

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Keith Robinson - Jealousy

Keith's girlfriend can't stand him.

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Jo Koy - Mother's Day

Father's Day has nothing on Mother's Day.

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Jacob Sirof - Kids

Kids can be selfish.

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Amy Schumer - Cabbage Patch Doll

Don't feel badly for Amy, she thinks she's gorgeous.

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Vegetarians and celibates go together well.

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It's bad enough when your classmates find out your parents have a van.

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Pete Dominick - Parenting

Pete is an obnoxious father.

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Most men are rough with their sons so they won't be gay.

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D.L.'s wife wants more kids.

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