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I'm so in love with
my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Amy Schumer - Blog About It
The girls from "The Hills" burn calories by trying to form thoughts.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 56,909
Amy Schumer - Cabbage Patch Doll
Don't feel badly for Amy, she thinks she's gorgeous.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), men/women (1155), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 2,620
Amy Schumer - Relay Service
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 18,387
Amy Schumer - The Homeland
Amy Schumer recently traveled to the Jewish homeland: Miami, Florida.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 29,027
Amy Schumer - Exclusive - HPV
Amy talks about the fun party disease, HPV.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 03/26/10
Views: 11,888
Amy Schumer - Facebook Is Weird
People on Facebook should stop poking Amy Schumer and inviting her to their weird vampire parties.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 37,531
Amy Schumer - God Is Not the Father
Amy Schumer's family shares a universal love for Maury Povich's baby daddy shows.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 10,905
Amy Schumer - Amy Jewmer
Amy Schumer's mother found the one town where their family had to be Jews underground.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 17,171
South Beach Comedy Festival - Mimosa Brunch - Random Chatting
Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron grow closer over mimosas.
Tags: Shane Mauss (23), sex (1202), exclusives (335)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 2,684
Amy Schumer - Slutty Roommate
Amy Schumer thought the "freshman 15" was how many guys you were supposed to sleep with.
Tags: Amy Schumer (22), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/02/10
Views: 55,281
