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I'm so in love with
my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Amy Schumer - Cabbage Patch Doll
Don't feel badly for Amy, she thinks she's gorgeous.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), men/women (1003), TV (543)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 714
Amy Schumer - Relay Service
Phone sex is difficult with your deaf boyfriend.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 2,020
South Beach Comedy Festival - Mimosa Brunch - Random Chatting
Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron grow closer over mimosas.
Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), sex (1283), exclusives (191)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 197
Amy Schumer - Freestyle Lessons
Amy's best friend sleeps with black guys.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), sex (1283), religion (776)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 1,221
Amy Schumer - The Good News
Amy hasn't heard the good news.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), Jewish (241), racism (195)
Posted: 02/01/09
Views: 1,256
South Beach Comedy Festival - Mimosa Brunch - Accomodations
Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron discuss the "mouthy ending."
Tags: Joe DeRosa (14), exclusives (191), South Beach Comedy Festival (29)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 649
Amy Schumer - Look at You
Growing up, Amy's mom told her that she was gorgeous.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), kids (841), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,713
South Beach Comedy Festival - Mimosa Brunch - Local Flavor
Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron wonder where the drugs are.
Tags: Joe DeRosa (14), exclusives (191), cocaine (55)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 271
South Beach Comedy Festival - Mimosa Brunch - Question Time
Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron pass the time with questions.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), exclusives (191), homeless (81)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 168
South Beach Comedy Festival - Mimosa Brunch - Drinking
Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron discuss drinking.
Tags: Amy Schumer (10), alcohol (496), exclusives (191)
Posted: 02/27/09
Views: 207
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