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Amy Barnes: Tuba Theory
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I chose the tuba based on this theory: if you're not cool enough to be a cheerleader, make sure you're carrying something big enough to knock one on her ass.
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Posted: 12/27/01

Amy Barnes - Why to Play the Tuba

Amy explains why she chose to play the tuba in the marching band.

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Heavy metal shows can get crazy.

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