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Amy Anderson: Swedish Parents in Minnesota
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I was adopted by Swedish people in Minnesota. I don't know what your excuse for being all screwed up is, but that would be mine. My parents are Jan and Harold Anderson of Excelsior, Minnesota. It's kind of like being raised by wolves, except for they're white people.
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