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Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?

A: I don't know, Alaska.
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Posted: 12/01/08

Greg Giraldo - 9/11 Bachelorettes

Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), men/women (987), America (446)

Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 55,596

We Got The Best

USA, brother, USA!

Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), America (446),

Posted: 06/24/02
Views: 8,016

Katt Williams - Bullies

Katt Williams is proud to be an American.

Tags: Katt Williams (21), America (446), China (192)

Posted: 01/11/08
Views: 109,328

Greg Giraldo - Dumb Country

America is getting dumber all the time, especially compared to Europe.

Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,878

Johnny Sanchez - All-American

Johnny Sanchez feels more all-American than he looks.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (813)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,810

Paul Provenza - Stupid People

Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.

Tags: Paul Provenza (15), books (727), The A-List (491)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 388

Kyle Grooms - Immigrants

Kyle Grooms loves immigrants.

Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), America (446)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 873

Darryl Lenox - Bills Don't Care

Bills don't care about race, religion or what happened in your past.

Tags: Darryl Lenox (3), money (852), ethnic (813)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 428

Scott Thompson - Passing

Canadians pass until they have to use "out," "about" or "sorry," then the jig is up.

Tags: Scott Thompson (10), ethnic (813), America (446)

Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 367

Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map

It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.

Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (446), history (291)

Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,226

 
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