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Alonzo Bodden: Tweezers on an Airplane
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You can't bring tweezers on
an airplane. If I'm on a plane and you try to hijack it with tweezers, I'll whip your ass, man. You think I'm going to be late because you've got tweezers and a bad attitude?
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 7,550
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 8,398
DVD Exclusive - Godfrey - Airport Security
Godfrey wants us to stop treating terrorists at the airport like Scooby Doo villains.
Tags: Godfrey (24), New York City (352), exclusives (335)
Posted: 08/30/11
Views: 7,580
Adele Givens - Osama Time
Osama time is no time to fly.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 1,954
Tom Papa - Cheap Flights
Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 11,831
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 27,420
Tracy Morgan - Airport Security
Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (20), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 7,978
Jay Mohr - The Air Marshal
When Jay Mohr is flying, all he needs is a pen to enforce the law.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 3,003
Ed Byrne - Inconvenient Travels
Why do they bother asking you if you have weapons at airport security?
Tags: Ed Byrne (2), observational (364), travel (301)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,109
Nick Kroll - Bouncers at the Airport
Terrorists always travel with too many dudes.
Tags: Nick Kroll (27), Live at Gotham (340), travel (301)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 24,472
