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We had one idiot put a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody.
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Posted: 07/07/05

Alonzo Bodden - Flying

Where's the bra bomber?

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D.L. remembers what he was doing on 9/11.

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Homeland Security makes us feel safe.

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Jimmy gets racially profiled.

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