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Alonzo Bodden: Shoes Off at the Airport
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We had one idiot put
a bomb in a shoe, and now everybody's got to take their shoes off? Where's the bra bomber at? I say, if we've gotta wait in line, let's make it fun for everybody.
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,490
Paul Mecurio - War on Terror
Black men have moved up the food chain.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,567
Mike Britt - War
Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,747
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 2,649
Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security
Jimmy gets racially profiled.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 1,425
Carlos Mencia - Southwest Airlines
If you're afraid of your plane being hijacked, fly Southwest Airlines.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), terrorism (439), 9/11 (290)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 10,500
Alonzo Bodden - Women Trouble
Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,079
LaVell Crawford - For Your Safety
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
Tags: Premium Blend (750), terrorism (439)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 3,916
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