Alonzo Bodden Jokes
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Alonzo Bodden: Mad at Kobe Bryant
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You know who's mad at
Kobe? Every other player in the NBA. You know why? 'Cause he messed around on his wife and bought her a $4 million ring. Yeah, you know what that means: that's the new minimum. 'Cause you know how women are, man. Women get upset: 'Oh, really, what's this? A $1 million ring? What -- did that bitch get my $3 million, too?'
Alonzo Bodden - You Can Laugh
Alonzo can't work with a tight ass crowd.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 4,095
Alonzo Bodden - Women Trouble
Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,079
Tess - Tub-a-Love
Big girls have to stick together.
Tags: Tess (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,227
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,325
Tony Stone - Sports and Sex
Guys only talk about sports and sex.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 632
Damon Williams - Three Step Plan
Damon outlines women's three step plan for men.
Tags: Damon Williams (4), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 698
Gerard Guillory - During the Day
Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 718
Wanda Sykes - Cheap Guys
Wanda notices her husband likes a lot of free stuff.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (42), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/22/98
Views: 8,150
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 9,959
Peter Berman - The One
Women have a large capacity to love.
Tags: Peter Berman (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 1,594
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