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They sold me a duvet
cover, and I don't have a duvet, I don't think. Then, they started treating me like I'm the idiot. They're like, 'Do you have a comforter?' 'Yeah.' 'Well, you have to protect it!' I had no idea it was under attack.
Jeff Cesario - The Good China
As long as the plate doesn't have a hole in it, it's good china.
Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), shopping (197)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,385
Alonzo Bodden - Bad in Starbucks
Alonzo is an angry suburban negro.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,359
Carol Siskind - Sleep
Pajamas don't make any sense at all.
Tags: Carol Siskind (6), health (976), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 421
Kevin Hart - Newlyweds
Kevin and his new wife argue all the time.
Tags: Kevin Hart (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 28,367
Gene Pompa - Teddy Bear
Gene's girlfriend is 25 and sleeps with a teddy bear.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 525
Alonzo Bodden - You Can Laugh
Alonzo can't work with a tight ass crowd.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 4,095
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,489
Alonzo Bodden - Latinos
Soon all black people will have left is cinco de negro.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,772
Alonzo Bodden - Stereotypes
Stereotypes are true -- that's where they come from.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 1,575
Alonzo Bodden - Women Trouble
Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,079
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