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Black people don't hijack planes,
alright? Now I'll be the first to admit, we steal a lot of stuff, but we do not hijack planes. In fact, in the history of aviation, a black person has never even attempted to hijack a plane. Do you want to know why? Because you can't sell an airplane.
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,490
Jeff Garcia - Terrible Credit
Did you know 7/11 has credit?
Tags: Jeff Garcia (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 4,558
Tracy Morgan - Airport Security
Everybody gets shaken down at airports now.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,502
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,437
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 180
David Alan Grier - Dump in the Pool
A terrorist act used to be when a kid took a dump in the pool.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 04/24/03
Views: 677
Mike Britt - War
Bombs and sandwiches don't mix.
Tags: Mike Britt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,747
Jimmy Shubert - Airport Security
Jimmy gets racially profiled.
Tags: Jimmy Shubert (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/19/04
Views: 1,425
Paul Mecurio - War on Terror
Black men have moved up the food chain.
Tags: Paul Mecurio (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,567
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (16), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 2,649
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