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I wish we all had to describe ourselves in percentages of singleness because I think it would be so much more honest. 'Cause then a guy could be like, 'I'm 75% single because 10% of me is sleeping with my ex and 15%, frankly, that's for my mom.'
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Posted: 11/18/04

Allison Castillo - Dating Curse

Allison has a theory on why she only attracts inappropriately young men.

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