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I wish we all had
to describe ourselves in percentages of singleness because I think it would be so much more honest. 'Cause then a guy could be like, 'I'm 75% single because 10% of me is sleeping with my ex and 15%, frankly, that's for my mom.'
Allison Castillo - Dating Curse
Allison has a theory on why she only attracts inappropriately young men.
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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 458
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,827
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,576
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
Kevin Brennan - Dating in New York
The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,116
Kevin Brennan - In the Mood for Sex
It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,790
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,378
Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,424
Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,888
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