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When they get you, they have their own little signature, like Gucci or something like that. When you walk down the street, girls will walk by, and they'll say, 'Oh, that's Gladys' work, ain't it?'
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Posted: 10/30/08

Peter Berman - Low Expectations

Women need to lower their expectations.

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It's called "settling down" for a reason.

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Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.

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Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

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As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

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Your ex-girlfriend can always find something wrong with your new one.

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The music is too loud in bars for Kevin to meet women.

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