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Allen Edge: Burglars
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They've broken in my house
so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: 'The salt was low.' 'Pick up bread. We be back.' Grease all over my stove -- they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
Lynne Koplitz - Grapes
Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.
Tags: Lynne Koplitz (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,599
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 481
Eugene Mirman - Bears in Detroit
Bears are gentrifying Detroit.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 2,230
Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute
What happened in Zach's family?
Tags: Zach Galifianakis (16), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 12/06/08
Views: 3,365
John Henton - Oprah's Weight
She's not supposed to be skinny. She's big-boned.
Tags: John Henton (3), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 280
Louis C.K. - Starving
Louis C.K., Sheriff John and Nixony the cow try to find someplace to eat.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 496
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 878
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,152
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,544
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