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Allan Wells: Use Moderation
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I don't get out that
much now that I've become a single father. Let me just use this opportunity to just warn some of the guys in the audience: when you're out drinking, just use moderation, take it easy. Seriously, all it takes is one irresponsible night when you get drunk and you stumble into an adoption agency.
Allan Wells - Getting a Physical
Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
Tags: Allan Wells (1), health (976), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 318
Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies
Patton details two annoying types of people.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 2,771
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), sex (1283), kids (841)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 381
Eugene Mirman - Book Report
Eugene got an A+ and a place in special education at the same time.
Tags: Eugene Mirman (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 5,370
D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality
Drug testing janitors is pointless.
Tags: men/women (1003), health (976)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 2,962
Brian Regan - Dora the Explorer
Brian would probably watch "Dora the Explorer" even if he didn't have kids.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), kids (841), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/10/07
Views: 262,761
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 2,774
David Alan Grier - Babies
It's all about the babies.
Tags: David Alan Grier (43), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,809
Richard Lewis - Girlfriend's Daughter
It's tough when you're not the father of your girlfriend's kid.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), kids (841), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,005
Jeff Dunham - Thank You, Jack Daniels
Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,227
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