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It's so unfair because I go out of my way not to treat women like objects and end up having to treat objects like women.
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Posted: 01/07/01

Allan Wells - Getting a Physical

Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.

Tags: Allan Wells (1), health (976), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 318

Nick Griffin - Women

I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100

Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll

Men are quite simple.

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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 3,504

Kathy Griffin - Payback

Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.

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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 6,293

Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It

Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 10,841

Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex

Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.

Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 10,270

Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 5

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,632

Adam Ferrara - The Hunt

Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 5,127

Rudy Rush - Sex in the Dark

Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 5,425

Rudy Rush - Guys are Nasty

As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.

Tags: Rudy Rush (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 4,888

 
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