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Allan Wells: On Masturbation
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Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Men are quite simple.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
Satin sheets are made for women -- not men.
