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Allan Wells: On Masturbation
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Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
Men are quite simple.
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.
Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.
Turn the light on, something just touched my ass.
As they grow up, guys go through multiple stages of being nasty.
