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Allan Wells: German Baggage
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Just like to start out,
if I might, by mentioning up front that I'm German. I know there's a lot of baggage that goes along with my saying that. I know as soon as I say it, right away everyone's thinking, 'Oh my God, this guy is gonna be funny.' What if I'm not? What if I'm not as funny as some of the other German comics you've seen before?
Carlos Mencia - Ethnic Hierarchies
For every race, there are different levels within it.
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Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 15,109
Allan Wells - Getting a Physical
Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,583
D.C. Benny - Going to the Dentist
Is the dentist sure all the bleeding has nothing to do with the metal hook in his hand?
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Posted: 02/05/04
Views: 7,296
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
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Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,535
Dat Phan - Dat's Family
Dat's parents named him Dat so they could make fun of him.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 10,104
Russ Meneve - Racism and Hate
Jewish people can only partially admit to their heritage.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 3,510
Dwayne Perkins - Staying Black
According to the Black Handbook, it's unacceptable for Dwayne to eat cottage cheese at anytime.
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Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 3,466
Jasper Redd - Teethist
Jasper Redd is good for you.
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Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 10,425
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 3,667
Exclusive - Chelsea Peretti - Weird Foreign Exchange Program
Chelsea Peretti's father is on his third wife.
Tags: Chelsea Peretti (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/13/11
Views: 16,048
