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Allan Wells Jokes
Allan Wells: German Baggage
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Just like to start out, if I might, by mentioning up front that I'm German. I know there's a lot of baggage that goes along with my saying that. I know as soon as I say it, right away everyone's thinking, 'Oh my God, this guy is gonna be funny.' What if I'm not? What if I'm not as funny as some of the other German comics you've seen before?
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