Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
Dan Cronin used to play great practical jokes on his roommates.
When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.
Jesus never lived in Manhattan.
John hates kids.
Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.
I was a racist in first grade.
Seking7 doesn't want to badmouth Charlie Sheen.
Rich Vos wants to bang his daughter's teacher.
