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Alexandra McHale Jokes
Alexandra McHale: Petite Roommate
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I have a roommate. Her name is Cathy. She's petite. 'Petite' is the French word for 'whore.'
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See Alexandra McHale Tell It » Alexandra McHale - Bachelorette Party Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
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Posted: 01/08/04

Alexandra McHale - Bachelorette Party

Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.

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John Heffron - Roommate Rob

John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.

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Andre Covington - Nasty Friends

When Andre goes to his friend's gross apartment he just stands in the corner on one leg.

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Jesus never lived in Manhattan.

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John Mendoza - Kids Suck

John hates kids.

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Manhattan apartments are not worth the rent.

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I was a racist in first grade.

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There hasn't been a good joust match in a while.

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