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I started dating this guy
that I've known for a long time, and I thought, 'Oh, this'll be so great, we've been friends for a while,' until he gave me what he thought was a compliment. He said, 'Even though you used to be wafer thin and you're not anymore, I'm still just as attracted to you.' Oh yeah, he's a real smooth talker. So naturally, I'm upset about this. I call my best friend Carla, and she goes, 'You know what -- that is such crap because, first of all, you have never been wafer thin.'
Alexandra McHale - Bachelorette Party
Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
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Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 562
John Heffron - Dancing
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
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Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,623
Lester Barrie - Singles in the Audience
Lester Barrie drops some dating knowledge.
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Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 420
Gerard Guillory - Telephone
Gerard Guillory hates talking on the phone.
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Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 890
Adam Ferrara - Men's Ego
Men's egos that make them lie about their sexual conquests.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,884
Dwayne Perkins - Being Friends With Women
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
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Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 1,600
John Heffron - How Women Roll
Never just hit on one girl.
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Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 6,854
Carol Siskind - Dating
Women perceive time differently than men.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 580
Janine DiTullio - Devil Water
At the end of a shower, Janine feels like she just got out of a bad relationship.
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Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 455
Andre Kelley - A Woman's Best Friend
Women are not honest with each other about appearance.
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Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 322
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