Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
John hates being around negative people.
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Never just hit on one girl.
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Girls don't leave their own behind.
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
