Basically, if it's pink, Alexandra McHale doesn't want to drink it.
When you start getting older, you talk about sleep like its sex.
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
John hates being around negative people.
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Girls don't leave their own behind.
Ladies all have that one close guy friend, and it's wrong.
At level three of drinking: you love the world.
Never just hit on one girl.
