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My mother always told me,
'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop your ass in here with me?'
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 610
Gabriel Iglesias - Faking Arrest For Your Family
When Gabriel Iglesias gets a ride from a cop, he lets his family think he's getting arrested.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), impressions (304), parenting (151)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 22,195
Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over
Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,154
Jeff Joseph - Rodney King
They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (491), driving (296)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,114
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), drugs (639), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,640
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (602), travel (310)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 813
Willie Barcena - Disciplining Your Kids
Willie and his wife play good cop/bad cop with their kids.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), kids (841), family (667)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 16,724
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
Tags: Bill Keller (2), lookin' good (369), aging (296)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 295
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,209
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