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My mother always told me,
'Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.' The cops walked up to my car, 'Would you like to step out of the car?' I said, 'Hell no, it's hot! I got the air conditioner on. How about you hop your ass in here with me?'
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (787), driving (270)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 689
Gabriel Iglesias - Faking Arrest For Your Family
When Gabriel Iglesias gets a ride from a cop, he lets his family think he's getting arrested.
Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), impressions (238), parenting (111)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 54,712
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (303), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 864
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), alcohol (396), drugs (377)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,708
Mark Curry - Getting Pulled Over
Everybody turn your hats around and sit up straight. Be cool.
Tags: Mark Curry (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 2,420
Jeff Joseph - Rodney King
They said Rodney King was going 115 mph when they pulled him over.
Tags: Jeff Joseph (3), The A-List (486), driving (270)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,530
Willie Barcena - Disciplining Your Kids
Willie and his wife play good cop/bad cop with their kids.
Tags: Willie Barcena (4), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 16,987
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,830
Finesse Mitchell - Drunk Driving
Drinking in L.A. is dangerous.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 3,563
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
Tags: Jordan Rubin (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 408
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