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White folks is my favorite thing on TV 'cause if you wanna see blacks or Latinos on TV, all you gotta do is turn on 'COPS.' White folks got your own TV show, though; it's called 'When Animals Attack.'
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Posted: 02/03/05

Alex Ortiz - White People on TV

You never see a black or Hispanic person in dangerous situations with animals on TV.

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Posted: 02/03/05
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