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I am half-black, half-Puerto Rican,
which is messed up 'cause you know I was born a suspect. You know anytime something went wrong, they blamed the spigger.
Dan Sally - Bemidji, Minnesota
Bemidji, MN is pretty famous.
Tags: Dan Sally (2), ethnic (870), growing up (512)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,079
Bill Burr - Going to Church
Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.
Tags: Bill Burr (26), ethnic (870), growing up (512)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 23,635
Johnny Sanchez - Energy
Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.
Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,530
Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off
Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 5,820
Vic Henley - Scoops' Hat
Vic Henley recalls the first time he ever saw the Klan.
Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 5,877
Mike Birbiglia - Goals
Mike Birbiglia doesn't think "white bread" is an insult.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,483
Merrin Dungey - Crack Addict Audition
It's weird to be wearing polo shorts for a crack addict audition.
Tags: Merrin Dungey (1), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 1,337
Marina Franklin - South Side of Chicago
Marina moved from the white suburbs of Chicago to the South Side of Chicago.
Tags: Marina Franklin (8), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 9,220
Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas
Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.
Tags: Carlos Oscar (3), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,971
Karith Foster - Plano, TX
It's not a racist place, but its ethnic diversity is similar to that of a Klan rally.
Tags: Karith Foster (2), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 4,032
