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I am half-black, half-Puerto Rican, which is messed up 'cause you know I was born a suspect. You know anytime something went wrong, they blamed the spigger.
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Posted: 02/03/05

Bill Burr - Going to Church

Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), ethnic (814), religion (776)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 8,761

Vic Henley - Scoops' Hat

Vic Henley recalls the first time he ever saw the Klan.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 2,974

Mike Birbiglia - Goals

Mike Birbiglia doesn't think "white bread" is an insult.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,077

Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off

Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 678

Johnny Sanchez - Energy

Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 1,058

Dan Sally - Bemidji, Minnesota

Bemidji, MN is pretty famous.

Tags: Dan Sally (2), ethnic (814), growing up (453)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 556

Byron Yee - Oklahoma

Oklahoma is a pretty strange place to grow up in for a Chinese kid.

Tags: Byron Yee (2), ethnic (814), imitations (772)

Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 907

Merrin Dungey - Crack Addict Audition

It's weird to be wearing polo shorts for a crack addict audition.

Tags: Merrin Dungey (1), ethnic (814), imitations (772)

Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 166

Karith Foster - Plano, TX

It's not a racist place, but its ethnic diversity is similar to that of a Klan rally.

Tags: Karith Foster (2), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,386

Marina Franklin - South Side of Chicago

Marina moved from the white suburbs of Chicago to the South Side of Chicago.

Tags: Marina Franklin (3), ethnic (814), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,321

 
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