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Alex Ortiz Jokes
Alex Ortiz: Born Suspect
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I am half-black, half-Puerto Rican, which is messed up 'cause you know I was born a suspect. You know anytime something went wrong, they blamed the spigger.
Filed Under: ethnic (533),  growing up (287),  laws (223)
Posted: 02/03/05

Dan Sally - Bemidji, Minnesota

Bemidji, MN is pretty famous.

Tags: Dan Sally (2), ethnic (870), growing up (512)

Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 2,079

Bill Burr - Going to Church

Jesus' race is about the dumbest thing anybody could argue about.

Tags: Bill Burr (26), ethnic (870), growing up (512)

Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 23,635

Johnny Sanchez - Energy

Johnny Sanchez likes greeting people in New York.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,530

Kevin Meaney - Get the Puss Off

Kevin Meaney grew up repeating weird words.

Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 5,820

Vic Henley - Scoops' Hat

Vic Henley recalls the first time he ever saw the Klan.

Tags: Vic Henley (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 05/28/05
Views: 5,877

Mike Birbiglia - Goals

Mike Birbiglia doesn't think "white bread" is an insult.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 11,483

Merrin Dungey - Crack Addict Audition

It's weird to be wearing polo shorts for a crack addict audition.

Tags: Merrin Dungey (1), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 1,337

Marina Franklin - South Side of Chicago

Marina moved from the white suburbs of Chicago to the South Side of Chicago.

Tags: Marina Franklin (8), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 9,220

Carlos Oscar - What Happens in Vegas

Carlos' kids watch Scooby Doo in Spanish.

Tags: Carlos Oscar (3), ethnic (870), kids (831)

Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 1,971

Karith Foster - Plano, TX

It's not a racist place, but its ethnic diversity is similar to that of a Klan rally.

Tags: Karith Foster (2), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 4,032