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Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.

Tags: alcohol (496), college (164)

Jeff and Peanut thank the people who made them possible.

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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 32,315

Lewis imagines eating Marie Antoinette.

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Posted: 08/06/08
Views: 3,633

Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?

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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 5,715

The BYOB strip club fills a very important niche in the strip club market.

Tags: alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332)

Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 241

Jack Daniels should come with bail money.

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Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 5,341

Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,535

Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.

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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,526

Nick Swardson's mom gave him a breathalyzer to make him more responsible.

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Posted: 09/25/09
Views: 19,492

Brian is not "hospital fat."

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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,470