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Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.

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Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.

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Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,885

TJ Miller is blackout drunk.

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Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,943

We went to the DMV! Oh my God!

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Posted: 04/21/08
Views: 16,073

Jack Daniels should come with bail money.

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Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 5,341

Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.

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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,342

A brewery tour will get you hammered by 11 a.m.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,772

House music sucks when you're drunk.

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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,208

Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,535

Brian is not "hospital fat."

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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,470