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The bartender serves the drink and says, "That'll be four dollars."
The customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
"Sorry, sir," the bartender says, "but I can't accept that."
The man pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again. "What's going on here?" the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, "This is a Singles Bar."
Todd Glass - Bouncing College Kids
Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.
Tags: alcohol (496), college (164)
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 9,155
Ron White - Scotchguard
Ron White appreciates the well-named product that protects his couch.
Tags: Ron White (24), alcohol (496), blue collar (79)
Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 121,616
Erik Griffin - Drunk People
We went to the DMV! Oh my God!
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 04/21/08
Views: 16,073
Shane Mauss - Drunk or Wasted
Shane is from Wisconsin, so he drinks a lot.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), alcohol (496), South Beach Comedy Festival (29)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,005
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,472
Kristian Vallee - House Music
House music sucks when you're drunk.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,208
Leo Allen - Confident Drunk
Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,342
Mitch Fatel - Anal Sex
You don't just do the anal sex. You need supplies, like gels and road flares.
Tags: Mitch Fatel (13), sex (1283), alcohol (496)
Posted: 09/08/09
Views: 5,372
Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,535
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