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The father orders his son a scotch and when the boy drinks it, an arm pops out of his head. He drinks another shot and another arm pops out. After the next shot a torso pops out. After more shots, suddenly, he has a whole body.
The boy runs out of the bar and gets hit by a truck, killing him instantly. A drunkard in the corner looks at the father and says, "He should have quit while he was a head."
Shane Mauss - Roofing While Drunk
Did you know you can get paid just to get drunk?
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), health (976), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 354
Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving
Being the designated driver is dangerous.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,062
Andi Smith - Camping
Andi tried to fit in with the other campers on her family vacations.
Tags: Andi Smith (2), men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,582
Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out
When you're underage, drinking is fun.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 278
Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal
Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,527
Amanda Melson - Procrastorbate
Amanda Melson doesn't think she has to explain the word she invented.
Tags: Amanda Melson (1), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,159
Mark Craig Taylor - Middle Age
Young guys can go chasing women every night.
Tags: Mark Craig Taylor (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 431
Rodney Johnson - Preacher Dad
Rodney couldn't get in trouble like the other kids.
Tags: Rodney Johnson (3), ethnic (814), religion (776)
Posted: 10/25/93
Views: 497
Steve McGrew - Tequila
Everyone has a tequila story.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 3,938
John Kassir - Addiction
John was mainlining cable television.
Tags: John Kassir (2), imitations (772), drugs (639)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 112
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