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The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper."
Todd Glass - Bouncing College Kids
Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.
Tags: alcohol (496), college (164)
Erik Griffin - Drunk People
We went to the DMV! Oh my God!
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 04/21/08
Views: 16,074
TJ Miller - Blackout Drunk
TJ Miller is blackout drunk.
Tags: alcohol (496), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,946
Dave Attell - Drinking
Jack Daniels should come with bail money.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 5,344
Leo Allen - Confident Drunk
Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.
Tags: Leo Allen (18), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,342
Dave Nystrom - Drunk in the Middle of the Day
A brewery tour will get you hammered by 11 a.m.
Tags: Dave Nystrom (4), alcohol (496), observational (334)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,772
Kristian Vallee - House Music
House music sucks when you're drunk.
Tags: Kristian Vallee (3), Premium Blend (750), music (727)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,209
Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (496), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,536
Brian Scolaro - Weight
Brian is not "hospital fat."
Tags: Brian Scolaro (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,478
Shane Mauss - Drunk or Wasted
Shane is from Wisconsin, so he drinks a lot.
Tags: Shane Mauss (11), alcohol (496), South Beach Comedy Festival (29)
Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,005
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