Greg Fitzsimmons Jokes
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Greg Fitzsimmons: Before You Turn 21
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When you're not 21, it's
great to drink because you're not allowed to. You're a rebel: you gotta get a fake I.D., you gotta find a place to drink it, you gotta sneak in drunk. And if you get away with all that, you're laying in bed, your heart's pounding, you got vomit on your chin. You're like, 'I'm a rebel!' And you are. You're cool.
Greg Fitzsimmons - Acting Out
When you're underage, drinking is fun.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 12/28/98
Views: 278
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,210
Greg Fitzsimmons - Tryst in the Woods
Greg determines he is not gay.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 145
Greg Fitzsimmons - Gay or Straight
Gay marriage could be the end of gay sex.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 318
Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome
Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 655
Greg Fitzsimmons - NYC Parades
If you thought St. Patrick's Day was bad, wait until you leave the house.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,624
Greg Fitzsimmons - Cloneko's
In the future, only the skinny, beautiful people will get cloned.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (25), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 699
Kevin Brennan - Drunk Driving
Being the designated driver is dangerous.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 1,062
Andi Smith - Camping
Andi tried to fit in with the other campers on her family vacations.
Tags: Andi Smith (2), men/women (1003), gay/homosexual (633)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 1,582
Bert Kreischer - Big Boy Urinal
Bert pulls a Lennie on a kid in the bathroom.
Tags: Bert Kreischer (7), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,527
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