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The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."
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Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.
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Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
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