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Why do drunks throw up in the sewer?
So homeless people can have breakfast.
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Posted: 10/30/08

Todd Glass - Bouncing College Kids

Todd demonstrates how bar bouncers could handle college kids better.

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Erik Griffin - Drunk People

We went to the DMV! Oh my God!

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Posted: 04/21/08
Views: 16,074

TJ Miller - Blackout Drunk

TJ Miller is blackout drunk.

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Posted: 07/11/08
Views: 1,946

Dave Attell - Drinking

Jack Daniels should come with bail money.

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Posted: 07/09/99
Views: 5,344

Leo Allen - Confident Drunk

Drinking makes you think you're good at dangerous stuff.

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Posted: 01/24/08
Views: 6,342

Dave Nystrom - Drunk in the Middle of the Day

A brewery tour will get you hammered by 11 a.m.

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Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,772

Kristian Vallee - House Music

House music sucks when you're drunk.

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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 1,209

Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident

Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,536

Brian Scolaro - Weight

Brian is not "hospital fat."

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Posted: 01/16/09
Views: 10,478

Shane Mauss - Drunk or Wasted

Shane is from Wisconsin, so he drinks a lot.

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Posted: 02/11/09
Views: 1,005

 
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