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Al Lubel Jokes
Al Lubel: Night Panic
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I was lying in bed last night, I got scared: 'What if I died right now from very immensely, incredibly delayed crib death?'
Filed Under: health (812),  aging (276),  death (212)
Posted: 02/24/92

Al Lubel - Worrying

Al is unable to verbalize his worry.

Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (657), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 929

Al Lubel - Reincarnation

Al has a response for Descartes.

Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (657), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 704

Al Lubel - Silent Heart Attack

Al worries about the things he can't feel.

Tags: Al Lubel (3), health (657), lookin' good (488)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 599

Kenny Rogerson - Surprise

You can spend half the day at the morgue.

Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (657), marriage (547)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,550

Louis C.K. - Ankle Reconstruction

When you get old, doctors stop fixing you.

Tags: Louis C.K. (31), health (657), aging (330)

Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 42,969

Norm Macdonald - Battling Cancer

In the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now, they have to wage a battle.

Tags: Norm Macdonald (17), health (657), aging (330)

Posted: 03/23/11
Views: 18,212

Robin Montague - The Health Care System

Health care in America is too expensive.

Tags: Robin Montague (4), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

Posted: 05/12/94
Views: 1,280

Nick Swardson - Go, Grandma, Go

No matter how bad things are, they're always worse for old people.

Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)

Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 21,854

Richard Lewis - Aging

Richard feels very old.

Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), health (657)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,708

Richard Carter - Sex after 70

Dying in the middle of sex is better than having cancer.

Tags: Richard Carter (3), sex (1202), health (657)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,454