Al Clethen Jr. Jokes
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Al Clethen Jr.: Old and Broke
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A friend of mine just
died. He was 84 years old, died broke. At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless.' I don't know -- to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget.
Al Clethen Jr. - Nude Beach
Cold water does things to a man.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 594
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 296
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (9), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,613
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 584
Laurie Kilmartin - Cost of Living
One of Laurie Kilmartin's New York City roommates is a prostitute and a temp.
Tags: Laurie Kilmartin (3), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 0
Rickey Smiley - Funeral Homes
Rickey Smiley's grandmother acts like a fool.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 4,552
D.L. Hughley - Ronald Reagan
No man who makes the world better for mankind dies of old age.
Tags: money (865), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,145
Brian Regan - Flying
Flights are never delayed for good reasons.
Tags: Brian Regan (51), money (865), imitations (772)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 4,883
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (865), death (318)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 442
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (865), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,296
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