Al Clethen Jr. Jokes
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Al Clethen Jr.: Old and Broke
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A friend of mine just
died. He was 84 years old, died broke. At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless.' I don't know -- to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget.
Al Clethen Jr. - Nude Beach
Cold water does things to a man.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 816
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
Tags: Al Clethen Jr. (2), sex (983), ethnic (730)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 428
Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen
An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), money (470), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,698
D.L. Hughley - Ronald Reagan
No man who makes the world better for mankind dies of old age.
Tags: ethnic (730), money (470)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,651
Laurie Kilmartin - Cost of Living
One of Laurie Kilmartin's New York City roommates is a prostitute and a temp.
Tags: Laurie Kilmartin (3), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 876
David Feldman - Giving Back
David Feldman does the Lord's work.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 611
Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon
She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.
Tags: Keith Robinson (15), money (470), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 499
Rickey Smiley - Funeral Homes
Rickey Smiley's grandmother acts like a fool.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (730)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 5,547
Brian Regan - Flying
Flights are never delayed for good reasons.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (787), money (470)
Posted: 06/09/07
Views: 7,294
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (470), work/office (359)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,661
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