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Al Clethen Jr. Jokes
Al Clethen Jr.: Old and Broke
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A friend of mine just died. He was 84 years old, died broke. At the funeral, everyone said, 'What a shame, he died penniless.' I don't know -- to me that sounds like perfect timing on a hell of a budget.
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Posted: 05/23/94

Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff

In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.

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Al Clethen Jr. - Nude Beach

Cold water does things to a man.

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Brett Butler - Department Store Saleswomen

An 18-year-old girl has no business trying to sell perfume to a 35-year-old woman.

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David Feldman - Giving Back

David Feldman does the Lord's work.

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Vic Henley - Lessons of Graceland

Graceland teaches us that hillbillies should never have cash.

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Laurie Kilmartin - Cost of Living

One of Laurie Kilmartin's New York City roommates is a prostitute and a temp.

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D.L. Hughley - Ronald Reagan

No man who makes the world better for mankind dies of old age.

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Rickey Smiley - Funeral Homes

Rickey Smiley's grandmother acts like a fool.

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Keith Robinson - Jeane Dixon

She was so good at predicting deaths somebody should check her alibi.

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Views: 644

Brian Regan - Flying

Flights are never delayed for good reasons.

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