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Al Clethen Jr.: Catholic Dad, Baptist Mom
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My dad was Catholic, my mom was Baptist -- which was great 'cause at church we got bread and chicken.
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Posted: 05/23/94

Dana Gould - Eating Out With the Family

If anyone spills anything, Dad will stick a fork right in your eyeball.

Tags: Dana Gould (16), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572

Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff

In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.

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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 296

Wanda Sykes - Memories

Wanda Sykes' family won't let her forget anything.

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Posted: 12/20/02
Views: 1,252

Anthony Clark - Troubled Areas

Aunt Peggy wishes her cellulite cream came in Twinkie form.

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Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 162

Fred Stoller - College Graduate

Fred can say he's a college graduate.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 201

Mark Roberts - Cub Scout Reserves

The president makes the call.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 489

Gene Pompa - Mexican Americans

Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.

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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 820

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 4,221

Greg Fitzsimmons - Threesome

Greg tells his son to wrap up the breastfeeding.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 651

Len Austrevich - Grandma

Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.

Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (841), food (804)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451

 
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