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Aging Jokes
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-- Sag! You're It!
-- Pin
the Toupee on the Bald Guy
-- 20 Questions Shouted in Your Good Ear
-- Kick the Bucket
-- Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over
-- Doc, Doc, Nurse
-- Simon Says Something Incoherent
-- Musical Recliners
-- Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
-- Hide and Go Pee
-- Bobbing for Dentures
-- Telling Ghost Stories in the Oxygen Tent
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Posted: 12/01/08

Drew Hastings - Aging

It's hard to be cool, the older you get.

Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (296), smoking (126)

Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 44,941

Johnny Sanchez - Older Black Men

Older black men never age.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 2,774

Johnny Sanchez - Childhood

Try jumping up and down on your next lunch break.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), growing up (453)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 880

Jim David - The Twenties

A 20-year-old's only purpose is to look good.

Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)

Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 591

Bill Dwyer - Old People

Bill Dwyer hates it when old people tell him to guess their age.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)

Posted: 09/09/01
Views: 315

Doug Stanhope - Old People

Doug Stanhope hates how the elderly use their age as an excuse.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 1,924

Jeff Dunham - Running Off

Walter grumbles about parking spots.

Tags: Jeff Dunham (73), marriage (581), aging (296)

Posted: 04/07/06
Views: 345,457

Jack Coen - Death

Funeral directors will rip you off big time.

Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), death (318)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 403

Jeremy Hotz - Ugly

Jeremy Hotz's nose looks like an elbow attached to his face.

Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), aging (296)

Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 1,459

Doug Stanhope - 75-Year-Old Sex

Doug Stanhope does not want to be 90, combing his last three hairs and looking to get lucky.

Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)

Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,400

 
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