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Greg Behrendt: Becoming an Adult
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So, I'm 34. I'm kind
of becoming an adult -- kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day, I said to somebody, 'Dude, dude, don't -- those are the good plates.'
Greg Behrendt - Washed Up
Washer/dryers are never punk rock.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 243
Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s
Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 768
Greg Behrendt - AppleCare
Greg Behrendt wishes the Apple phone representative's voice was in his head all the time.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), technology (348)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 1,540
Greg Behrendt - Don't Get It
When people stare at something, it makes you feel like you don't get it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), animals (791), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,017
Greg Behrendt - Cake
Cake is great.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 2,336
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,548
Greg Behrendt - Barely A Guy
Greg Behrendt is big and he likes women. After that, forget it.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,787
Greg Behrendt - The Pretzel Cracker
There are no words to describe the glory that is the half-pretzel/half-cracker.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), food (804), parents (525)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 1,288
Greg Behrendt - Staying in Relationships Too Long
You ever break up with someone and then realize you should've broken up with them way earlier?
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,396
Greg Behrendt - Candy Situation
Greg Behrendt has two rules when you come to his house on Halloween.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), kids (841), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,581
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