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One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember whether I was going to sleep or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory is just as good as it's always been, knock on wood," she says as she raps on the table. Then with a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's there?"
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 851
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 704
Paul Gilmartin - Good Ol' Days
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.
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Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 425
Paul Gilmartin - No Patience
With aging comes a loss of patience.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 473
Russ Meneve - Therapy
Russ needs therapy.
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Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 309
Richard Lewis - Failure to Commit
Richard has a hard time committing to a relationship.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 570
Al Lubel - Worrying
Al is unable to verbalize his worry.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 261
Paul Rodriguez - Pick Up Test
You can tell how old you are by using the "Pick Up Test."
Tags: Paul Rodriguez (7), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 05/02/08
Views: 15,797
Andrew Kennedy - Crazy Dad
Andrew's dad is losing his mind.
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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 4,064
Richard Lewis - Down South
In the South, they think that "Hanukkah" is a duck call.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), religion (776), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 340
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