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Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple.
The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
Jack Coen - Death
Funeral directors will rip you off big time.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), death (318)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 403
David Feldman - Golden Years
David Feldman welcomes his golden years.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), death (318)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 339
Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 9,587
Kevin Nealon - Self Improvement
Kevin Nealon buys computers for dummies.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,323
Jack Coen - Surprising
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), men/women (1003), religion (776)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 181
Louis C.K. - Ankle Reconstruction
When you get old, doctors stop fixing you.
Tags: Louis C.K. (26), health (976), death (318)
Posted: 05/23/09
Views: 12,290
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,647
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (976), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 705
Ray James - Older and Younger
Ray James is dating an older woman.
Tags: Ray James (2), family (667), dating (656)
Posted: 06/06/97
Views: 10
Stephanie Hodge - Old People
Stephanie's not nice and doesn't care.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), family (667), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 718
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