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If life expectancy is 75
and you kill a 74-year-old, you only have to spend one year in prison. If life expectancy is 75 and you kill an 80-year-old, five years credit.
Chad Daniels - Social Security Solution
Chad Daniels has come up with a solution to the social security problem.
Tags: Chad Daniels (2), crime (415), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 1,779
Jimmy Dore - Capital Punishment
If laws were all an eye-for-an-eye, there'd be pretty reluctant guilty verdicts in rape cases.
Tags: Jimmy Dore (17), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)
Posted: 04/08/04
Views: 711
Patton Oswalt - The Big 9-0
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (332), death (318)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 9,578
Tracy Morgan - Consideration
One day that person who missed the subway is going to be waiting for you at the next stop.
Tags: Tracy Morgan (18), imitations (772), violence (304)
Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 866
Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings
We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), crime (415), violence (304)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 196
Shang Forbes - Death Penalty
We shouldn't even let people on death row know when we're going to kill them.
Tags: Shang Forbes (5), ethnic (814), crime (415)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 272
Sandra Bernhard - Men in Uniform
The cops in Los Angeles are cruel.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), gay/homosexual (633), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 147
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (772), crime (415)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 611
Elvira Kurt - Childhood
From the moment you're born, someone's trying to kill your joy.
Tags: Elvira Kurt (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,520
Marc Price - Drinking Age
You don't need to be legal to buy the stuff that's illegal.
Tags: Marc Price (4), drugs (639), parents (525)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 216
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