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Carol Leifer: Secret to Feeling Young
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Time flies, though, huh? But I feel young. And do you know how I stay feeling young, ladies and gentlemen? I'll share my secret with you: I live in a senior citizen retirement community.
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Posted: 03/20/03

Carol Leifer - Times Square

It used to be embarrassing to live in Times Square.

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You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.

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Women still have big strides to make in the workplace.

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Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked.

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It's hard to be cool, the older you get.

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Only celebrities can pull off a name change.

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People who have almost died always talk about seeing a bright light.

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Carol Leifer - Having a Baby

It's scary to imagine the pain of giving birth.

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Posted: 03/20/03
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