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After a while, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. Again, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.
Later, the family arrives and asks, "Are they treating you all right?"
"It's pretty nice," the old woman replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
Nick DiPaolo - Prostate Exam
Nick DiPaolo is getting too old to date.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (61), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 2,456
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,443
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 5,818
Dave Attell - Insurance
Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.
Tags: Dave Attell (61), health (976), imitations (772)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 726
Drew Hastings - Aging
It's hard to be cool, the older you get.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), aging (296), smoking (126)
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 44,934
Dane Cook - Public Restroom
Why is everything wet in a public restroom?
Tags: Dane Cook (42), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (149), potty humor (124)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 21,156
Carol Leifer - Bad Breath
You know you're close with someone when you can tell him his breath stinks.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 2,328
Greg Giraldo - Public Restrooms
A gas station attendant asks personal questions.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), potty humor (124), Comic Cabana (57)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 3,897
Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1821), observational (334)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,963
Joey Kola - A Fart is...
A fart is comedy from God.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), health (976), kids (841)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 905
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