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''You know I'm worried it will hurt the baby.'' Sandra told him.
''I'll be really gentle. I promise.'' Jim tells her.
Sandra protests but Jim manages to finally convince her that he won't hurt the baby so they have sex.
Two months later Sandra gives birth to a baby boy. When the baby was born he looked at the doctor and says, ''Are you my father?'' The doctor shakes his head, then to Sandra, ''Are you my father?''
''No, I'm your mother.'' she tells him.
Finally the baby sees Jim and says, ''Are you my father?'' Jim nods, The baby starts hitting him on the head and says ''How does this feel?''
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Sheryl plays some prostitution with her man.
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Posted: 05/29/03
Views: 2,179
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Baseball has always been a good metaphor for the stages of dating.
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Views: 298
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Pee-Wee Herman is a better man than Magic Johnson.
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Views: 978
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They say obesity is a virus, but you're not going to have warn your exes that you've become fat.
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Views: 133
Jay Mohr - Massages
It's hard to get relaxed during a massage.
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Views: 5,061
Gabriel Iglesias - Hookers
You never forget the first time you have to explain to your kid what a hooker is.
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Men don't have the option of being a prostitute.
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Views: 1,099
Eddie Brill - Hockey Crowds
Being part of a hockey crowd is like preparing for an 18,000-person simultaneous orgasm.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 06/12/03
Views: 362
Eddie Pence - Streakers
Eddie Pence knows what it would look like if he woke up in prison.
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Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,687
Jeremy Hotz - Doctors and Dentists
Doctors don't tell you anything you don't already know.
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Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,305
